Ask And You Shall Receive! Please Donate A Million Dollars To Me!

Tell Me!  Tell Me... How To Be A Millionaire!

I Want To Be A Millionaire!    

A Million Dollars Would Change Almost Anyone's Life!  

Please Donate A Million Dollars To Me Today!
Or Better Yet... Teach Me Your Secret Formula For Success!!!!

Life is odd, you struggle through day to day, do your best to recreate what others have done so successfully and try every avenue you can think of, as you travel the very motor way others have found their success upon, yet still!  You hit a barricade at the end of the street!  And it doesn't matter what avenue you take, there is always a road block waiting for you!  You are not alone!  I know your pain all too well... this morning I ran across an article that spoke to me, it said...
"Richard Peacock... This what you have been doing wrong all along you freaking idiot why didn't you think to simply ask for One Million US Dollars in the first place???  You would have been a billionaire by now!!!!"  And, YES, the article named me specifically!

As I started out searching for abandoned real estate information, I ran across a Forbes Article about a millionaire in NY, who was generous enough to grant a million to a fellow New Yorker, and all he had to do was ask!!!!  It's that easy eh?  Okay here goes... I too could use a million dollars!  Would someone with an extra million or two please donate it to me Richard Peacock?  I am officially asking!  Furthermore, I promise I am a kind and honest person, who would do nothing but good with a million dollars!  And as an added bonus, I would be your devoted friend for LIFE!

God bless who ever you are!  I know you, who are about to post a comment for me below herein, informing me that you saw my plea here on this BLOG and are going to grant me this one simple wish!  Maybe you have a few extra million or billion that you keep stumbling over and don't know where to place it?  Or... your simply tired of paying high taxes and would like to knock yourself down a bracket or two to avoid the new tax brackets, by donating a sum of money to a worthy individual???... I'm not greedy, I don't want a billion or even a few million, a single MILLION will do!

Well then... HERE I AM!  Over here!  Look no further!  I know how hard it is to get people to take your money, believe me I understand your endless struggle and suffering!  Don't worry, if you offer, I will never turn you down!  And... you know what... I don't even need the money if you would simply be gracious enough to teach me how I can make that kind of CASH myself.   ;O)

CHEERS TO YOU MR OR MRS (MISS) MILLIONAIRE!!!  I AM WAITING... HAVE BEEN FOR OVER 40 YRS NOW...